Soon As I Get Paid

Ring a ling with the telephone
Is the man of the house at home?
Your master card is over due
Mr. Mo we need a payment from you
Right now, right now, right awayLook here
I ain't got nothing to send you today
But I'ma give you all your money
Soon as I get paid
Soon as I get paidWell, now the joint was jumping
It was Saturday night
Her hair was long
And the dress was tightI looked at her
She looked at me
And the champagne stared flowing
To a quarter to three, yeah yeah, oh yeah
To quarter to threeLook Mr Bartender
I'm gonna make it okay
I'll give you all your money
Soon as I get paid
Soon as I get paidMonday morning, money gone
It's a dog gone shame
Don't worry, I get you straight, you'll be fine
You know what, you'll get yours, when I get mineUh, whoa, oh, got a letter from the IRS
Your tax return is a terrible mess
We want our money, we don't like to wait
Please come an see us on such and such date
Right now, oh yeah, right awayWell, I ain't got nothin' to send you today
But I'ma give ya all your money
Soon as I get paid
Yeah, soon as I get paidWell, well, soon as I get paid
Thursday and Friday evening
Soon as I get paid
Better catch me before Monday
Soon as I get paidOh yeah, soon as I get paid
You heard me
Soon as I get paid
Soon as I get paid