Falling Down

I read the news today oh boy 
  About a lucky man who made the grade 
  And though the news was rather sad 
  Well I just had to laugh 
  I saw the photograph. 
  He blew his mind out in a car 
  He didn't notice that the lights had changed 
  A crowd of people stood and stared 
  They'd seen his face before 
  Nobody was really sure 
  If he was from the House of Lords. 

  I saw a film today oh boy 
  The English Army had just won the war 
  A crowd of people turned away 
  But I just had to look 
  Having read the book. 
  I'd love to turn you on 

  Woke up, fell out of bed, 
  Dragged a comb across my head 
  Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, 
  And looking up I noticed I was late. 
  Found my coat and grabbed my hat 
  Made the bus in seconds flat 
  Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, 
  Somebody spoke and I went into a dream 

  I read the news today oh boy 
  Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire 
  And though the holes were rather small 
  They had to count them all 
  Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. 
  I'd love to turn you on