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This song is about unrequited love that so often lies in wait for us
jumps and turns of life. She jumps out from behind a corner, jumps
suddenly and stays with us for life. It should not be afraid,
because maybe this is human happiness.
  Evening came, the black sky moon
  And I write Claudia from the sixth floor
  It so happens that in addition to her
  To me this evening could not come no one.
  Claudia is simply wonderful, sexy and slender,
  One leg shorter than the other and slanting eyes
  But I'm not broken off, I do not care anymore,
  After all, I know that today I do not find anyone.

  I tore her dress, go to the shower
  After it there is a lot of soap puddles
  It is easy to put on her mother's gown,
  I looked at her and was already not happy

  Her slanting eyes were filled with sorrow,
  A sunken chest could be compared only with the board
  Last red hair fell to her shoulders
  She was irresistible with her bald head

  Claudia smiled, I stood rooted to the spot
  I three front teeth she had not counted
  Her shadows under her eyes from the beatings friends
  Becoming more beautiful, darker and darker

  Her pale green, nice complexion
  Threw me the creeps - she was barely alive
  Her swollen lips whispered over and over again:
  'Hold me, darling, I'll give you love!'

     Girl in red, let us unhappy,
     This is your happiness, trust
     Girl in red, let us unhappy,
     This is your happiness, believe me.

  We gave the moon its magic rays
  I hugged her gently bumping into pimples
  Her head was so huge,
  That I should work to keep it straight.

  I introduced her legs on his shoulder,
  But it was hard to do - his legs were kirzachah
  She was so gentle and passionate look at me
  On the lower lip Clara on the floor dripping saliva.

  She sneezed on me and pleased with dew
  I breathed in the nose. To see her naked
  I did not like, even funny
  Especially since I have not seen for a long time.

  I am very tired of her beauty
  I like it so much, almost ad nauseam
  I imagine for a second Claudia with a
  And he changed his mind, she was sent home.

     Chorus several times.