Will Work For Food

I need a couch 
I haven't got one 
I need a bed 
To lay my soiled head upon 
When you've crossed your i's and dot your t's 
Maybe you'll have time for me 
I need a car
(If nobody knew how)
I haven't got one
(Awful the world is)
I need a ride
(Would that make the world) 
Across the frozen Amazon
(Any less awful? No)
You look steamy hot but feel
(If nobody knew how)
cool to the touch
(Awful the world is)
Maybe if you find the time        
(Would that make the world)
you'll make out with me
(Any less awful? No)
Desperate me, desperate me
You and me

I need a job 
I haven't got one 
Ask me all the questions
Tell me everything
Put me to work 
("I'm on your side" repeat)
Clearing out your dream                                               
We'll start with Z we'll end with A 
I'll do anything                                            Will work for food 
Will work for love                                                  Will work for food 
Will work for you                                                   Will work for food 
Desperate me 
Will work for you 
Busy busy bee