A Day In The Life

I read the news today oh boy

About a lucky man who made the grade

And though the news was rather sad

Well I just had to laugh

I saw the photograph



He blew his mind out in a car

He hadn't noticed that the lights had changed to a shade of gray

A crowd of people stood and stared

They'd seen his face before

Nobody was really sure if he was from the House Of Lords



I saw a film today oh boy

The US army had just dropped some peace on the Middle East

A crowd of people turned away

But I just had to look

Having read the book



I'd love to turn you on... 



Woke up, got out of bed

Wiped the blood off of my head

Found my way upstairs and I did a shot

And looking up I noticed I was late

Found my coat, grabbed my hat

I made the bus in seconds flat

I found my way upstairs and I did a snort

And somebody spoke and I went into a dream



I read the news today oh boy

Three thousand holes at New York's ground zero

And though the holes were rather small

We had to count them all

Now we know how many holes it takes to make the towers fall



I'd love to turn you on...