Newsworth

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  So tell me 
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  What's really news after all 
  The king broke a string, did that warrant five curtain calls 

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  Excuse me 
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  Your news has taken a dive 
  The artists are gone 
  Now who is the fastest alive 

  Your pretence is there 
  But your envy's showing its face 
  You dropped your guitar 
  The ball point's taking its place 
  Your ego suffered a blow 
  When your idol showed his disdain 
  You say that you're unbiased well you must think that we're green 

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  I've heard that 
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  A newsworth lives in his pen 
  May I suggest 
  It's likely that he lives in one then 

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  What happens 
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  After you lie down at night 
  In your case the lying's not reclining you can lie best upright 

  We quite understand 
  You can't always be kind 

  Please take extra care 
  And think before you malign 

  You've come a long way 
  Since the broom and the tea bag days 

  So drop the Sunday paper stuff 
  One page of ads is one too much 
  When it comes to slagging, we play rough 

  Did you think we were green 
  Well we're not 

  You're a 
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  You're a 
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  You're a 
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