Stupid Little Love Song

It's just a stupid little love song

It's just a stupid little

It's just a stupid little love song

Here we go

Put em' up

Put em' up, put em' up

Your grandpa fought in world war two

Your cousin landed on the moon

Your mother is a diplomat, the senator of Connecticut 

Your sister's got 4 point O

Your father's got his own talk show

Your brother aced the science test, he found the cure for morning breath

I came here by taxi

You came by limousine

And all I have to offer you is this

Just a stupid little love song

(3 chords and a microphone)

Just a stupid little love song

(hip hop and rock n' roll)

So sit right down I'll sing this song to you

Put em' up

Put em' up, put em' up

The captain of the football team

The cheerleader's recurring dream 

You're on the road to Harvard Law

I'm on the bus to Arkansas

I stand in your doorway

Your world looks so enchanting

And all I have to offer you is this

Just a stupid little love song

(3 chords and a microphone)

Just a stupid little love song

(hip hop and rock n' roll)

So sit right down I'll sing this song to you

Put em' up

Put em' up, put em' up

And the moon comes in the window like a spotlight

(Listen up 'cause this is real)

Sit you down and I begin to gently rock your mic

('cause I'm trying to tell you what I feel)

And we're truly approaching a moment

And then you lean over, and saaaay, what's my name?, what's my name?, what's my name?

ooooohhhhhhhhh, go on

Here we go

(Hi is Brett home?)

(Well will you tell him I came by?)

I stand in your driveway

Your world looks so far away

And all I have to offer you is this

Just a stupid little love song

(3 chords and a microphone)

Just a stupid little love song

(hip hop and rock and roll)

So sit right down I'll sing this song to you

Put em' up, put em' up

Just a stupid little love song

So sit right down I'll sing this song to you

[Thanks to nanabanana@charter.net for these lyrics]

[Thanks to suger_angelz@hotmail.com for correcting these lyrics]