Honky Tonk Pt 1

Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter, than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe

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He wears a red bandana
Plays a coolest piana
In a honky tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In honky tonk, down in Mexico

Well, the first time that I saw him
He was sittin’ on a piano stool
I said "Tell me dan, when does the fun begin?"
He just winked his eye and said "Man, be cool."

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In Mexico...
All of a sudden in walks a chick
In Mexico...
Joe starts playin’ on a latin kick
In Mexico...
Around her waist she wore three fishnets
In Mexico...
She started dancin’ with the castanets
In Mexico...
I didn't know just what to expect
In Mexico...
She threw her arms around my neck
In Mexico...
We started dancing all around the floor
Until she did a dance I never saw before

So if you're south of the border
I mean down in Mexico
And you wanna get straight
Man, don't hesitate
Just look up a cat named Joe

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Yeah, como esta usted senorita
Come with me to the border, south of the border, that is
In Mexico, yeah in Mexico
You can get your kicks in Mexico
Crazy, come with me baby, come with me, come with me, crazy, yeah