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Crazy Rap
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Afroman
альбомы: The Good Times, Frobama
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Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, tell it It was this blind man, right? Man, check this out it was this blind man, right? He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said Woo, good morning ladies, you like that shit, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you what My man on the guitar, fool on the drumsEverybody just crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes But first, I'ma start it off like this Hey, help me sing it, homeboyColt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong KongSo roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy willWell, it was just sundown in a small white town They call it East Side Palm Dale When the Afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's When I met a little girl named JanI let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo' Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right She sucked my dick till the shit turned whiteI thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba Got my ass lookin' like a zebra I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet I ran, I jumped out the back window But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm a fuck that bitch just one more timeColt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong KongSo roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy willI met this lady in Hollywood, she had green hair But damn she looked good I took her to my house, 'cause she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an AfricanI fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties, too So I hopped in her ass like a kangarooSee, I met this lady from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aie Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of KentuckyShe said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spicesColt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong Hey, wait a minute man, check this outI met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessey That country music nearly drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch againMet a real black girl in South Carolina Fucked her till she turned into a white albino Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth Man, I thought I told yaMet this beautiful sexy ho She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico Fine young thing, said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla I wanna get married, but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she gets deportedColt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong KongHave you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck But the pussy just ain't no good? (Say what?) And then you're getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood?So you try to play it off and eat the pussy But it takes her so long to come (Say what?) Then a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from? (Where you from, man?)So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don't bang) You start talkin' real fast But he's already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife So he starts beatin' on your assNow your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody Your dick was hard but now it's soft (What?) You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack offColt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweedColt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweedColt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed ...
Это интересно:Американский рэпер Afroman (настоящее имя Джозеф Мортимер Форман) на сцене уже без малого 10 лет, но за это время успел испортить отношения практически со всеми крупными игроками американской эстрады - от Джея Зи до Бейонсе и группы Black Eyed Peas. Причем сделал это практически одной лишь своей песней - “Whack Rappers”, в которой катком прошелся по мейнстримовским коллегам по цеху.Известен Afroman стал... продолжение
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