Vogue Bambini

A barrel full of monkeys would be 
  Quite a lot of fun 
  So won't you tell me 
  Where I can get one? 
  Maybe there's a baby I can dress 
  Commes des Garcons 
  Oh yes I want one 
  A really cute one 
  There's a Vivienne Westwood baby 
  Here on page sixteen 
  Of the new edition 
  Of my favorite magazine 

  Keep reading Vogue Bambini 
  Drink a glass of dry Martini 
  Lie and go BAM BAM! 

  Boys are just like babies 
  They do things that babies do 
  They go BAM BAM! 
  And bring the house down 
  I've got Johnson's bubble bath 
  I've got baby shampoo 
  But not the baby 
  The monkey won't do 
  With my pop star boyfriend, sitting 
  In our little flat 
  Hoping that my tummy 
  Will just suddenly go fat 

  Keep reading Vogue Bambini 
  Drink a glass of dry Martini 
  Lie down and go BAM BAM! 

  Est ce que ce petit bebe est a toi mademoiselle? 
  Parce que, si ce n'est pas a toi, je veux l'emporter 
  chez moi.  Ah oui, j'aime tellement les enfants, je 
  les aime vachement.  Regardez, dans ce mensuel 
  Italien, les bambinis fantastiques! 

  Keep reading Vogue Bambini 
  Drink a glass of dry Martini 
  Lying down and going BAM BAM! 

  I keep reading Vogue Bambini 
  In my little flat 
  Hoping that my tummy will just 
  Suddenly go fat 

  Vogue Italia Bambini 
  Shake and stir me like Martini 
  Lie down, BAM BAM!