Big Weenie

[Intro] 
(Talking) 
I don't understand.. 
Why are you bein so mean!? 
You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!

 [bad word]  
You're just jealous of me 
Cause you, you just can't do what I do 
So instead of just admitting it 
You walk around and say 
All kinds of really mean things about me 
Cause you're a meany, a meany 
But it's only cause you're really jealous of me 
Cause I'm what you wanna be 
So you just look like a idiot 
When you say these mean things 
Cause it's too easy to see 
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1] 
Alright listen, I need you to focus 
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, 
this is important 
We are going to perform an experiment of a sort 
I'm going to have to ask you 
to bare with me for a moment 
Now I need you to open your mind, 
your eyes - close em' 
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis 
For the next 4 and a half minutes 
We are going to explore into your mind 
To find out why you're so [bad word] jealous 
Now why do they make you who 
Pibbity [bad word] a-poo-poo 
Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted 
to see if you're still listening 
Ok now I need your un-divided attention 
Sir I have a question 
Why do I always sense this, 
Undeniable tension from the moment 
I enter into the room? 
It gets all quiet and whispers 
Whenever there's conversations 
why am I always mentioned? 
I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me 
Is it just because...

[Verse 2] 
Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) a line 
I was going to say something extremely important 
But I forgot who or what it was 
I [bad word] up, 
Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't 
That's just what you wanted to hear from me 
Is that I [bad word] up ain't it? 
That I could bust one take 
Without lookin at no paper 
It doesn't take a bunch of takes 
Or me to stand here in this booth all day 
For me to say the [bad word] ok 
You're drooling, you have tooth decay 
Your mouth is open, 
You're disgusting 
What the [bad word] you eat for lunch, 
bunch of sweets or somethin 
What you munch a bunch of [bad word] a-munch? 
Your tooth is rottin through the gum 
Your breath stinks, 
Want to chew some gum? 
[Yes I do sir what am I on?] 
You sir are on ?? 
[Marshall I'm so jealous of you 
Please say you won't tell nobody 
I'd be so embarassed 
I'm just absolutely terrified 
That someone's gonna find out 
Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful 
Mean things, is my own insecurities!!]

[Verse 3] 
Alright now we, we're going to conduct 
That experiment that we were talking about earlier 
Just to see what a frog looks like 
When he takes 2 hits of ecstasy 
Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like 
Wanna check to see? Here's a mirror 
Notice the resemblance here? 
Wait let me put these sun glasses on 
Now look in this mirror, how bout' now 
What do you have [bad word]  
You're both green with envy 
and look like idiots with sunglasses on em' 
You look like I sound like, singing about weenies 
Now take my weenie out of your mouth 
This is between me and you 
I know you're not happy, 
I know you'd much rather see my lying 
In the corner of a room somewhere crying 
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying 
There's no denying 
That my weenie is much bigger than yours is 
Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges 
Why are you even doin this to yourself? 
It's pointless, 
Why do we have to keep on going through this? 
This is torturous 
My point is this, that if you say mean things, 
Your weenie will shrink 
Now I forgot what the [bad word] is..

 [bad word] off my [bad word]