My Band (feat. D12)

[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and [bad word] cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a [bad word] problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
 [bad word] ]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady.
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my [bad word]  god it's Eminem"
"I swear to [bad word] god dude you [bad word] rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your [bad word] 
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star [bad word]  it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
 [bad word] ]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [9x]

[Verse 2 - Swift]
You just wanna see a [bad word] backwards, don't you?
Hey dad [bad word] we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no, I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the [bad word] is wrong with that dressing room
Cause my [bad word] is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read [bad word] Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks while get whipped on my back

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Look at little punk [bad word] thinkin' he the [bad word] Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No, I had an interview, not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say something
Hey yo ([Em:] You got something to say?!)
Man no
I thought you's bout to tell him off, man, what's up?
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't back me up when we supposed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
 [bad word] ]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 4 - Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
Hey yo it's... Ready to snap on a dumb [bad word] fan
Every time I hear, "Hey dude I love your band."
We ain't a band [bad word]  we don't play [bad word] So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag) [bad word] carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the [bad word] are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions [bad word] Marshall, ask us the questions
Like "Who's D12? How we get started."
(But what about Eminem?) [bad word] are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big [bad word] stomach, [bad word] think I'm cute (hey y)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and couldn't get up [bad word] D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my [bad word] apart to know that you don't know my name...
 [bad word] - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band... (ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...  [bad word] Marshall)
Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [6x]
Roxanne
Shatan
Loves me

[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!

[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, well, look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)