Love You Like A Big Schlong

love you like a big [bad word] song parody by willam belli, based on selena gomez's "love you like a love song"
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i like [bad word] a ton,
and some balls, [bad word]  and perineum (that's the taint!)
and i guess right now well i'll suck you son
and then call your friends to come dump and run
on them balls i'll hum

if you're hung or cut,
even small like a Gaysian—but prove me wrong!
with your cream of some young guy
 gimme long duck dong (dong dong dong dong)
i even shaved my thighs (so smooth!)
'cause i want you to go down there

CHORUS
I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby
I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby (oh, it's gonna hurt!)
I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby
and i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby
I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby
I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby
and i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
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no shade, no tea
i'm a size queen looking for 23 (centimeters!)
want your whole enchilada inside of me (whoa, too spicy!)
with no queso please [bad word] cheese makes me wheeze
and i also like BBC:

Big Black [bad word] please
if you don't get down
brothers gather round (c'mere!)
what can [brown] do for you, [bad word] me boo, hell bring your crew
so fun, let me spit my gum

CHORUS

Go ahead and stare
I'll suck 'em all
while takin pics on my phone  [bad word]  Verizon) [bad word] from the start, sperm-laden sharts
oops, i'ma change my thong!

CHORUS

(don't be rounding' up!)