Inward Singing

(Kyle Gass snores loudly) 

Jack Black: Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it. 
(shouts) [bad word] here, I want you! 
Kyle: What? What?? God! I'm sleeping, dude! 
What are you talking about... 
Jack: Oh my god. 
Kyle: What? 
Jack: I did it. 
Kyle: What d'ya do? 
Jack: I've done it. I [bad word]  did it. 
The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodelling, dude. 
Oh my god, inward singing. 
Kyle: What? 
Jack: Check it out, it's an invention. 
And it makes non-stop rocking possible. 
(shouts) Think about it, man! 
Rock singers are only rocking you half of the time! 
The other time they're...they're...they're...they're breathing! In! 
But not anymore, baby! hahahahaha!! Not with inward singing, check it out! 
(Jack sings inwards, then outwards. while doing this, he sings:) 
And then I start some lyrics and you can't believe I'm singing 
And I'm never [bad word] stopping 
And I'm always [bad word] singing 
And now you know that I will never stop the [bad word] singing 
I'm like a [bad word] one-man band 
I'm like a [bad word] one-man band! 
(Jack then starts talking again) 
And I can sing like that all [bad word] night! 
Kyle: ...Wow....It wasn't really non-stop though, there was a slight... 
Jack: (shouts) Arrgh, shut up! It is non-stop! 
And the other thing is, that when I'm [bad word]  singing in, 
it sounds even better! 
Than when I'm singing out! Shut up! [bad word] you! You [bad word] [bad word]  
Always nay-saying...everything I create! You piece of [bad word]  
YOU create something like inward singing! You [bad word] [bad word]  
You [bad word] sit in your tower! [bad word] nap... 
Kyle: (laughing) 
Jack: What's funny??.... You [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] . [bad word] you!  [bad word] .. [bad word] [bad word] ! 
(Jack pauses for a minute to breathe) 
Jack: You're fired from the band. 
Kyle: Um, that won't be necessary, Jack. 
Jack: Why? 
Kyle: I'm quitting. 
Jack: What? 
Kyle: I quit.