That Ain't Classy

Lady:       Hello?
Mark:      Hi! Is the apartment you advertised in the paper still available?
L:            Yes. 
M:           May I ask a few questions? 
L:            Certainly. 
M:           How big is the apartment?
L:            It has one bedroom, a living area, a kitchen, and a small den. 
                The den used to be a separate bedroom, 
                but the former tenant decided to tear the wall down.
M:           Does it get any light?
L:            Oh, yes. The apartment faces south.
M:           How much is the rent?
L:            Nine fifty a month plus one month’s rent as a security deposit.
M:           One last question. Why did the last tenant leave?
L:            [bad word] offered him a job in New York. He moved to the east coast last month.
M:           That’s where I’m from. I just moved here a week ago.
L:             What a coincidence!
M:            Yes. Can I see the apartment?
L:             Sure. How about tomorrow at four thirty?
M:            That sounds great. See you then.