(2.06.2011 10:30 AM GMT+9)

(2.06.2011 10:30 AM GMT+9)

Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started 
But now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Well ever since grandpa passed away
She's been chillng at home.
Watching soaps half the day 
'cause she's feeling alone.
So, I set her up a Facebook
And gave the address
To my friends
And I asked them all to send a request.
And no one would have guessed
One day she'd go wild,
But grandma got obsessed
And changed her profile
To [bad word] McButtSex
And I was appalled
When I saw a bunch of pictures of her
Cleavage on her wall.

Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started 
But now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Then she
Updated her status yeah,
And it made me [bad word] 'cause she said her grandson
Was a crybaby [bad word] 
And all my stupid friends
Wrote her back and they laughed.
And they all like her comment
'cause they're wack and i'm mad.
Is this considered abuse
Yeah you'd be [bad word] at her too
'cause now her list of to do's
Is just pictures of dudes.
I wanted her to make friends
But she's about to seduce.
My homeboys
With a mixture of vodka and prune juice.

Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started 
But now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

I check my Facebook daily.
I get a friend request from this old [bad word] lady.
I know it's your grandma,
But I ain't gonna lie.
She's rocking that muu muu,
And looking all fly.
I want to smack your grandma
On her wrinkly [bad word] Wrinkly [bad word] Wrinkly [bad word] 
I want to smack your grandma
On her wrinkly [bad word] Wrinkly [bad word] Wrinkly [bad word] 
Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands in your
Grandma's candly dish.

Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started 
But now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.