Take My Quest

Here's my quest,
Here's my quest,
I know you wanna take me,
Don't be acting shady,
C'mon take my quest,
Here's my quest,
Here's my quest,
Wonder where I'll take you?
Wonder what I'll make you do?
C'mon take my quest,
Take my quest,
Take my quest,
I see you running this way,
C'mon click my portrait,
You could have my quest,
Take my quest,
Take my quest,
Wonder where I'll take you?
Wonder what I'll make you do?
C'mon take my quest.

I been standing here, for a while, you could say,
Watching everyone, stand around, all day.
You could be like me, giving quests, out for free,
But there's just one thing, you are not, an NPC.
Wish I could for once, leave this spot, where I'm at,
I'd travel round the world, cuz I heard, that its flat!
Deadmines here I come, Cookie's there with his chums,
Or maybe Gnomeregan? Uldaman? Maraudon?

Every day is just the same,
Wonder how I got this fame?
Just for an exclamation mark,
And a repeated welcome remark
Give me money and XP,
Sure thing honey now let me see,
Go to Searing Gorge first thing,
And use this trinket on [bad word] near everything!

Here's my quest,
Here's my quest,
I know you wanna take me,
Don't be acting shady,
C'mon take my quest,
Here's my quest,
Here's my quest,
Wonder where I'll take you?
Wonder what I'll make you do?
C'mon take my quest,
Take my quest,
Take my quest,
I see you running this way,
C'mon click my portrait,
You could have my quest,
Take my quest,
Take my quest,
Wonder where I'll take you?
Wonder what I'll make you do?
C'mon take my quest.

My friend's an NPC, and he sits in a cave,
If you escort him out, it will take you all day.
So you constantly, click on him, cuz you're bored,
But you forget to look, so he's killed by a horde...
Go get me something, in fact - bring me ten,
Then when you get back, go do it, all again.
If you do my quests, for good times and action
I think that you'll find,
That you're friends with another faction!

Every day is just the same,
Wonder how I got this fame?
Just for an exclamation mark,
And a repeated welcome remark
Give me money and XP,
Sure thing honey now let me see,
Go to Searing Gorge first thing,
And use this trinket on [bad word] near everything!

Here's my quest,
Here's my quest,
I know you wanna take me,
Don't be acting shady,
C'mon take my quest,
Here's my quest,
Here's my quest,
Wonder where I'll take you?
Wonder what I'll make you do?
C'mon take my quest,
Take my quest,
Take my quest,
I see you running this way,
C'mon click my portrait,
You could have my quest,
Take my quest,
Take my quest,
Wonder where I'll take you?
Wonder what I'll make you do?
C'mon take my quest.