You Stole the Sun

You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun your not giving it to anyone
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun your not giving it to anyone
 
So I built myself a ladder and I climbed up to the sun
I took with me my sunglasses
I took my water pistol
And eventually I shot him, I stuck him in my bag
I took him down the ladders and he toasted all my [bad word] And then I hung him in my bedroom and it was nice and hot
I went into my wardrobe and put on my shades and shorts
Soon I had a suntan, I hadnt told a soul
The Police came round to ask me
I said I didnt know
 
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun you aint giving it to anyone
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun you aint giving it to anyone
 
Well it was pitch black outside, no one could see a thing
And Im stood here with my guitar and I begin to sing
While everybody else is searching for a torch
I'm stood here in the sunshine, there's no way I'm getting bored
I'm sipping on a [bad word]  I suck a strawberry split
I hold my glass up in the air and I said I love this [bad word] Mr sunshine says to me, when will you set me free?
I said to him, grin on my face, No you're all for me
 
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone
Who stole the sun, who stole the sun, who stole the sun
 
Well I'm making a confession and I dont know why
But I had this suddenurge to take the sun right out the sky
To keep it for myself, not for anybody else
I got so blind and selfish that I began to melt
And after about three days, I burnt up to a crisp
I had to leave the sun off guard to go and have a [bad word] To go and get some cream to soothe my painful blisters
I ran down to the shop, I heard somebody whisper*
And they asked me where I'd been*
And why I looked like a lobster
I blamed it on my ex who went to uni and I lost her
She called me on the phone and gives me loads of grief
She said I need to get a life and that I am a theif
I dont know how she clocked me
She really sussed me out
But anyway I've gotta go, Ive got things to sort out
I ran back up the road, I looked up at my house
My window was ajar, Mr Sunshine had got out
Darkness became daylight and I felt full of spite
I fell down on my knees and I began to cry
Mr Sunshine got away, he was shining down his rays
I went and got my ladders and I got him back again
 
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun you aint giving it to anyone
You stole the sun
Who stole the sun, who stole the sun, who stole the sun
You stole the sun