I Just Have Sex

Sometimes (oooohh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing

I just had 
And it felt so good.
Felt so good.
woman let me put 
My [bad word] inside of her.
I just had 
And I'll never go back...
(never go back)
To the "not-having-" ways of the past

Have you ever had ? 
I have - it felt great.
It felt so good
When I did it with my [bad word] 
girl let me do it -
It literally just happened...
Having  can make 
nice man out the meanest!
Never guess where I just came from -
I had !
If I had to describe the feeling-
It was the best!
When I had the , man,
My [bad word] felt great.
And I called my parents 
Right after I was done.
Oh hey, didn't see you there -
Guess what I just did!
I had , undressed -
I saw her boobies and the rest.
Was sure nice of her
To let you do that thing.
Nice of any girl ever-
Now sing!

I just had 
And it felt so good.
Felt so good.
woman let me put 
My [bad word] inside of her.
I wanna tell to the world.

To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense -
But man, [bad word] it!
I ain't one to argue 
With a good thing.
She could be my wife -
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life! (my life!)
I'm so humbled by
girl's ability to let me do her.
Cause honestly I'd had 
With a pile of manure.
With that in mind, the soft,
Nice smelling girl is better.
Cause she let me wear my chain
And my turtle neck sweater.
So this one's dedicated to them girls...
...that let us flop around on top of them!
If you're near or far, 
Whether short of tall...
...we wanna thank you all 
for letting us [bad word] you!

She kept looking at her watch-
(doesn't matter, I had ) 
But I cried the whole time-
(doesn't matter, I had ) 
I think she might've been a racist-
(doesn't matter, I had ) 
She put a bag on my head-
(still counts!)

I just had 
And my dreams came true!
If you had  in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me!

I just had 
And it felt so good!
(we all had )
Felt so good.
woman let me put 
My [bad word] inside of her.
(I wanna tell to the world.)
I just had 
And I'll never go back...
(never go back)
To the "not-having-" ways of the past