The Battle Between the Tenacious D vs Devil

[Beelz] I [bad word]  

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz] 
Yes you are [bad word]  [bad word] out of luck!
Now [bad word] and my [bad word] you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB] 
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You [bad word] !
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

[Beelz] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry [bad word] back to [bad word] 
And also you will have to pay our rent...

[Beelz] And what if *I* win?

[JB] Then you can take Kage back to [bad word] ..

[KG] What?
[JB] [bad word] me Kage, its the only way.
[KG] What are you talking about?

[JB] ...To be your little [bad word]  

[Beelz]
Fine! 
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

I'm the devil I love metal!

Check this riff, it's [bad word] tasty!

I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!

I can't wait to take Kage back to [bad word] 
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

[JB] [bad word] on Kage, bring the thundahh
[KG] There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me.
[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
[JB] [bad word] it Kage! 
He 'gonna make you his  slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!-
[KG] No...
[JB] -Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
[KG] Dude, we've been through so much [bad word] ..
[JB] Deactivated lasers with my [bad word] 
[BOTH] Now its time to blow this [bad word] down!

[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down.
[KG] I hear you Jabels's, now it's time to blow doors down!
[JB] Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take it up brown town!

[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this [bad word] down!
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down!
[KG] Oh, We'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack down!

[JB] Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rockin' sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!

You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!

We are the D![17x]
We are the D!!

[Beelz]
You guys are [bad word]  [bad word] on Kage, [bad word] with me!
Taste my lightning, [bad word]  

[JB] No!

[Beelz]
Ow! [bad word] 
My [bad word]  horn!
Oh no!

[JB] From whence you came, you shall remain,
until you [bad word] again!

[Beelz]
Nooooooo!  [bad word] you Kage, and [bad word] you Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!