I Am an Alcoholic

I liked going to school,

I didn't want to fool around with [bad word] 

Cuz all of my friends were dropping out

I had to get stuff done, I wasn't fun

I didn't try pot 'til I was 21,

But now I'm [bad word] 

I'd like to see what morning looks like

Don't wanna drink pint after pint

I wanna wake up without feeling sick

But I can't cuz I'm a [bad word] abusing alcoholic

I can't cuz I'm a [bad word] abusing alcoholic

I can't cuz I'm a [bad word] abusing alcoholic

I can't cuz I'm a [bad word] abusing alcoholic

At 28 I realized

Hydrocodone was pretty great

For hangovers and late night hangs

I decided to spend my life having the best of times

It's too bad most of them I'll probably forget

And now I know what morning looks like

But only when I greet it from the previous night

My friends are telling me that I need to find a clinic

But I won't cuz I'm a [bad word] addicted alcoholic

I won't cuz I'm a [bad word] addicted alcoholic

I won't cuz I'm a [bad word] addicted alcoholic

I won't cuz I'm a [bad word] addicted alcoholic

Can't stop taking [bad word]