My Dads Gone Crazy (original)

[Intro:]
[Tuning Tv]
[Eminem Snortin Crack]

 [Tv Presenter:]
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
[Door opens]
Who's your daddy?

 [Hailie:]
Daddy, what're you doing?

 [Beat starts]

 [Eminem:]
Haha

 [Eminem & Hailie:]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!

 [Eminem:]
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?

 [Hailie:]
Somebody, please help him!
[giggle]
I think my dad gone crazy!

 [Verse #1:]
There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to
[Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound] [bad word]  brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my [bad word] off
All this time, me and dre been [bad word] with hats off

 [Dr Dre:]
Suck it marshall

 [Eminem:]
Tell laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this [bad word] button and blast off
And launch one of these russians, and that's all
[Hailie Makes Explosion Sound]
Blow every [bad word] thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the [bad word] off
[Knocking]
Haley, tell 'em baby

 [Haley:]
My dad's lost it

 [Chorus:]
[Eminem:]
There's really nothin' else to say u I, i can't explain it

 [Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

 [Eminem:]
little help from hailie jade won't you tell em' baby
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

 [Eminem:]
Theres nothing you could do or save, could ever change me

 [Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

 [Eminem:]
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even halie

 [Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

 [Verse 2:]
It's like my mother always told me
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,
And codeine and goddamit, you little [bad word] If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'