Perfect Isn't Easy

Girl, we've got work to do.

Pass me the paint and glue

Perfect isn't easy . . .

But . . . it's . . . me

When one knows the world is watching,

One does what one must

Some minor adjustments, darling --

Not for my vanity,

But for humanity.

Each little step a pose

See how the breeding shows (grunt)

Sometimes it's too much for even me!

When all of the world says yes,

Then who am I to say no?

Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl,

No, girl, you need a pro!

Not a flea or a flaw

Take a peek at that paw

La dada dee dee da

Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas?

Unrivaled! Unruffled!

I'm beauty unleashed! (yeah)

Jaws drop, hearts stop

So classic and classy

We're not talkin' Lassie!

Laaaaa, aaaah, oooo, arooo

ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff arrroowl

Though many covet my bone and bowl,

They're barkin' up the wrong tree

You pretty pups all over the city,

I have your hearts and you have my pity

Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty

Perfect, my dear,

Is me . . .