てんごくとじごく (Tengoku to Jigoku)

...aiyashibaraku! totsuzen desuga, 
anata no mijikai jinsei ga
nokosu tokoro mo tatta no mikka de
makuhiki, shuuryou to [bad word] 

hajimemashou ka, dai ni no jinsei!
"shigo no sekai" koso honban sa!
 [bad word] akuma no ichioshi nara kore!
Bad de Fool na jigoku no juunin course!

jigoku life wa mainichi kaitekisa
nijuuyon jikan, [bad word] hanzai da!
"tsumi no harai" wa raise ni tsukete ne
imasugu, Go to [bad word] 

oide
kenka ni poisute, mitsubai, goutou, 
akugyou [bad word] jigoku made
enma mo [bad word] warusa wo shimashou
"hodoyoku" da nante [bad word] 

shosen, 
jinsei gamble, katedomo makedomo
ikitsuku saigo wa abikyoukan!
kubi shime kaikan bungee jump de
jigoku no soko made ochitekoi, saa

...oyobi deshou ka? oisaki mijikai, 
aware na [bad word] kohitsuji-sa~n?
jimide saenai mobu na anata nimo
juujitsu raise wo oyakusokushima~su

hajimemashou ne, dai ni no jinsei!
sou to kimareba, "zen" wa isoge!
pyua na tenshi no osusume nara kore!
Good de Luck na tengoku eijuu course!

donna akuji mo "issai" [bad word] 
nijuuyon jikan, kanpeki tousei life!
kami no gozen de chikai wo tatetara 
imasugu, Go to Heaven?

oide
chikoku ni karipaku, yokukashi, lolicon,
zettai sasenai tengoku he!
 [bad word] wo [bad word]  oshiokishichau zo?
"yarisugi......" kurai ga choudo ii

shosen, 
jinsei gamble katedomo makedomo
ikitsuku saigo wa mina, shouten!
air "jack to mame no ki" mousou kibun de
tengoku kaidan hai nobore, saa!

...murimonai desu, hajimete no koto nara
oki ga sumu made nayameba ii desu yo~
koukaishinai michi wo erabimasho!
anata no sekinin de!

shosen, 
tengoku jigoku no docchi he ittemo kekkyoku, 
hontou wa onaji koto!
donna ni jikkuri nayanda tokoro de...
 [bad word] koto ni ha kawaranai!

sore ja,
taian, nikochuu, mitsuyu ni, gousatsu,
akugyouzanmai jigoku made
ima dake! point juubai tsukemasu!
fusei mo wairo mo daikangei!

iie!
dotakyan, katsuage, yoasobi, lolicon,
shindemo sasenai tengoku he!
ima nara tokubetsu! nanimonakutemo
oshiokishichau zo? goumon de

sore de? docchi wo erabu no? 
ore desho? watashi yo!
saa saa, kimete yo?! hora, hayaku!
sorosoro, koroai! final answer?

are, [bad word] .....
hitochigai......? maa!

gonin de taihen [bad word] #33;
sore de wa, sayonara! mata kondo!