One Direction Best Song Ever Parody

First you take our worst song yet
Then you dress Zayn up as a chick
You two can play gross execs
I think I should look more Jewish
This video’s starting to suck [bad word] 
But how can we make it total [bad word] 
We are trying to make the worst vid ever
That is why Harry is dressed up like a nerd
What about Liam though? He needs a character
How about a homo choreographer?
And I can go oh oh oh
And dance like a stereotypical [bad word] 
Now let’s break stuff!
Nothing in this video
Has to do with what we’re singing
Because it’s a cheap promo
It’s an advertisement
For our horrible new movie
Come on guys we need to make this worse
Ok but let me kiss Niall first
Now let’s all prance down a hallway together
Trash this place for no reason whatsoever
I’ll pee on this girl’s desk
I’ll throw her computer
What the hell is wrong with you crazy crackers?
Now I’m in a shopping cart
Did you know I play guitar?
Nobody cares
Flip the table!
This video is officially [bad word] now
But the one thing that we are still missing is a dance
No no no!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Please don’t dance!
Now we all are doing the worst dance ever
It’s so bad it’s giving that man a seizure
Holy [bad word] guys look at that
What are those strange creatures?
We are aliens who made the planet Earth
The human race was a big experiment
And we’re sad to say this video’s proven
It was a big mistake so we now must end it
Congrats on [bad word] your entire planet
Hold on please no no no
We’ll stop the video
It is too late
Oh [bad word] we’re screwed!