Bad Boyfriend (Album Version)

Why don't you pick up after your done? 
 I'm not your slave 
 I'm not your mother 
 I'm not your maid 
 I mean I've got a life too 
 So [bad word] you! 

 Why can't you be nicer to my friend? 
 They're gonna be here soon 
 Last time they were here 
 You just sat in the bedroom 
 Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou 
 [bad word] you! 

 Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class? 
 I only took it 'cause you like moo shu 
 [bad word] you! 

 I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately 
 [bad word] you! 

 Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off 
 [bad word] you! 

 I had the beer at work, for God's sake 
 [bad word] you! 

 By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow? 
 [bad word] you! 

 I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you 
 Why don't you ever take me to a play? 
 Or a museum? 
 There's an art gallery two blocks away 
 And we've never been there 
 We always do what you wanna do 
 [bad word] you! 

 You didn't notice 
 I got new throw pillows for the sofa 
 You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue 
 Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me? 
 You take me for granted 
 Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch? 
 I always try to look my best and you should too 
 [bad word] you! 

 Why won't I ever get out of this relationship? 
 You're such a jerk 
 The only thing you do right is 
 Tell me that you love me 
 Well, I guess I love you too 
 But [bad word] you! 
 Seriously