We're Both In Love With A [bad word] Lady

We're Both In Love With [bad word] Lady
Flight Of The Conchords
Series Two - Episode Six - Love Is Weapon Of Choice

I think I've fallen in love with a girl, and it's serious
Oh thats great news Bret, tell me 'bout that girl thats so serious
Well I don't really know her
Oh, that don't sound so serious
We're serious, I'm delirious
Sounds serious
Yea

Thats cool, I met a new girl too
Have you?
Yea
One of those girls you met on the net?
No, we really met
Well thats great news, whats she like? What does she do?
All I know dawg, is that she's careless with her dog
I'm not sure what she does, except she makes me want her
She makes me want to get on top of her
Oh that sounds great man, thats sounds great
Hey, wait
What
Maybe I'm crazy, but when did you meet this lady?
Just then
When?
Then
Right then?
Right then
Where?
There
Over there?
Over there
Over there there?
Over there there there
Just now?
Just now
How'd you meet your lady?
I was going for a jog then she lost a dog
I was running in the area and she lost a terrier
Was this about 20 seconds ago?
No, about 23 seconds ago
Ooooh No, Oh no
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, no no what?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking
So your not thinking what I'm thinking?
No, cause your thinking I'm thinking what your thinking
Are you talking bout a girl with a beautiful smile?
Yea
Like strawberry wine?
Yea, Yea
Blueberry track suit pants?
White chocolate skin?
And socks?
That sounds like her
Hang on a minute
Stop the track
Eugene, stop the track

Do you meen the girl who came up to us when we were running in the park just now and she was looking for her epileptic dog?
Yea, thats the girl

Was her name Brahbrah?
No, I think it was Barbara
Her name was Brahbrah
It was Barbara, there's no such name as Brahbrah
It's Brahbrah
It's Barbara
It was Brahbrah
Barbara
Brahbrah
Barbara
Brahbrah
Barbara
(Brahbrah Barbara)

Bret, she was looking at me
No, she was looking at me
Bret, she was looking at me, she had her eye on my knee
Dawg, I'm sorry, she had her eye on my guns
Oh, your loco, she was checkin out my buns
No bro, she had an eye on me
She had an eye on me
Well how could she have an eye on both of us?
Wait a minute, you talkin bout the girl with the lazy eye?
I think she might have had a slightly lazy eye

We're both in love with the y lady with the eye thats lazy
The girl thats fly with the wonky eye 
She's smokin' with an eye thats broken 
I think it's hot, the way she looks left a lot
Yea
Yea
Yea
Yea
We're both in love with the y lady with the eye thats lazy