My Girlfriends On Drugs

Oh yeah,
Whoa no.

She passed out at my parents' dinner (you gotta love her).
She screamed at my Dad that I'm a winner ("He's a winner!") (she really digs me).
She's scared the house might fall on us (while we're sleeping).
She's scared that we are going nuts (that's what I'm thinking).

Whoa yeah.
Whoa, whoa yeah.

She takes pot [bad word] down,
Yeah coke for the confidence.
All kinds of pills if she had the money she would get 'em.
Huffing for a challenge,
Acid for the love of it.
And, and, and, and, and drinking just for fun.

My girlfriend's on [bad word] 
My girlfriend's on [bad word] 
My girlfriend's on [bad word] 
Her brain is going, going, going, going... gone!

She swears the cat is stealing our money ("I know it's him.") (you gotta love her).
When she sees a cop she'll burst out laughing ("Hahahaha.") (she's going crazy).
When I put her to bed she says "Thank you Superman" ("Thank you Superman.") (and I think I like it).
She showed up at my work on something she screamed "I'm a daisy!"

Whoa yeah.
Whoa, whoa yeah.

She takes pot [bad word] down,
Yeah coke for the confidence.
All kinds of pills if she had the money she would get 'em.
Huffing for a challenge,
Acid for the love of it.
And, and, and, and, and drinking just for fun.

My girlfriend's on [bad word] 
My girlfriend's on [bad word] 
My girlfriend's on [bad word] 
Her brain is going, going, going, going... gone!

My girlfriend's on [bad word]  (She's gonna die, die, die, die.)
My girlfriend's on [bad word]  (She's gonna die, die, die, die.)
My girlfriend's on [bad word]  (She's gonna die, die, die, die.)
Her brain is going, going, going, going... gone!

("HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!")

My girlfriend's on [bad word]  (She's gonna die, die, die, die.)
My girlfriend's on [bad word]  (She's gonna die, die, die, die.)
My girlfriend's on [bad word]  (She's gonna die, die, die, die.)
Her brain is going (die!), going (die!), going (die!), going (die!), 
going (die!), going (die!), going (die!), going (die!), going (die!), 
going (die!), going (die!), going (die!)... gone!