Wham Rap!

Hey everybody take a look at me,

 I've got street credibility,

 I may not have a job,

 But I have a good time,

 With the boys that I meet "down on the line"

 I DON'T NEED YOU

 So you don't approve,

 Well, who asked you to?

 HEY, JERK YOU WORK

 This guy's got better things to do

 HELL

 I ain't never gonna work, get down in the dirt

 I choose, to cruise

 Gonna live my life, sharp as a knife

 I've found my groove and I just can't lose

 I'm style from head to toe

 Cool cat flash gonna let you know

 I'm a soul boy - I'm a dole boy -

 Take pleasure in leisure, I believe in joy!

[CHORUS:]

 WHAM!

 BAM!

 I AM!

 MAN!

 JOB OR NO JOB

 YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT I'M NOT

 DO!

 YOU!

 ENJOY WHAT YOU DO?

 IF NOT

 JUST STOP!

 DON'T STAY THERE AND ROT!

 Party nights, and neon lights

 We hit the floors, we hit the heights

 Dancing shoes, and pretty girls

 Boys in leather kiss girls in pearls!

 Hot - [bad word]  Everybody, let's play!

 So they promised you a good job - NO WAY!

 One, two, three, rap!

 C'mon everybody, DON'T NEED THIS [bad word] 

[CHORUS]

 IF YOU'RE PUB MAN

 OR CLUB MAN

 MAYBE JET BLACK GUY WITH HIP HI-FI

 WHITE COOL CAT WITH TRILBY HAT

 MAYBE LEATHER AND STUDS IS WHERE YOU'RE AT

 MAKE THE MOST OF EVERY DAY

 DON'T LET HARD TIMES STAND IN YOUR WAY

 GIVE WHAM GIVE BAM BUT DON'T GIVE [bad word] 
 'COS THE BENEFIT GANG ARE GONNA PAY!

 Now reach up high and touch your soul

 The boys from Wham! will help you reach that goal

 It's gonna break your mama's heart (so sad)

 It's gonna break your daddy's heart (too bad)

 Just throw the dice and take my advice

 'Cos I know that you're smart

 Can you dig this thing? (YEAH!)

 Are you gonna get down? (YEAH!)

 Say Wham! WHAM!

 Say Bam! BAM!

[CHORUS x3]

 Do you wanna work

 Are you gonna have fun

 Do you wanna be a jerk

 Are you gonna stay young

 Everybody say WHAM!

 Say BAM!

 Everybody say WHAM!

 Say WHAM! BAM!