Please allow me to introduce myself

Please allow me to introduce myself 
 I'm a man of wealth and taste 
 I've been around for a long, long years 
 Stole many a man's soul and faith 

 And I was 'round when Jesus Christ 
 Had his moment of doubt and pain 
 Made [bad word] sure that Pilate 
 Washed his hands and sealed his fate 

 Pleased to meet you 
 Hope you guess my name 
 But what's puzzling you 
 Is the nature of my game 

 I stuck around St. Petersburg 
 When I saw it was a time for a change 
 Killed the czar and his ministers 
 Anastasia screamed in vain 

 I rode a tank 
 Held a general's rank 
 When the blitzkrieg raged 
 And the bodies stank 

 Pleased to meet you 
 Hope you guess my name, oh yeah 
 Ah, what's puzzling you 
 Is the nature of my game, oh yeah 
 (woo woo, woo woo) 

 I watched with glee 
 While your kings and queens 
 Fought for ten decades 
 For the gods they made 
 (woo woo, woo woo) 

 I shouted out, 
 "Who killed the Kennedys?" 
 When after all 
 It was you and me 
 (who who, who who) 

 Let me please introduce myself 
 I'm a man of wealth and taste 
 And I laid traps for troubadours 
 Who get killed before they reached Bombay 
 (woo woo, who who) 

 Pleased to meet you 
 Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah 
 (who who)
 But what's puzzling you 
 Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby 
 (who who, who who) 

 Pleased to meet you 
 Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah 
 But what's confusing you 
 Is just the nature of my game 
 (woo woo, who who) 

 Just as every cop is a criminal 
 And all the sinners saints 
 As heads is tails 
 Just call me Lucifer 
 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint 
 (who who, who who) 

 So if you meet me 
 Have some courtesy 
 Have some sympathy, and some taste 
 (woo woo)
 Use all your well-learned politesse 
 Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah 
 (woo woo, woo woo) 

 Pleased to meet you 
 Hope you guessed my name, um yeah 
 (who who)
 But what's puzzling you 
 Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down 
 (woo woo, woo woo) 

 Woo, who 
 Oh yeah, get on down 
 Oh yeah 
 Oh yeah! 
 (woo woo) 

 Tell me baby, what's my name 
 Tell me honey, can ya guess my name 
 Tell me baby, what's my name 
 I tell you one time, you're to blame 

 Oh, who 
 woo, woo 
 Woo, who 
 Woo, woo 
 Woo, who, who 
 Woo, who, who 
 Oh, yeah 

 What's my name 
 Tell me, baby, what's my name 
 Tell me, sweetie, what's my name 

 Woo, who, who 
 Woo, who, who 
 Woo, who, who 
 Woo, who, who 
 Woo, who, who 
 Woo, who, who 
 Oh, yeah 
 Woo woo 
 Woo woo