Harry Potter in 99 seconds (Арсений Журавлев)

There once was a boy named Harry
Who was destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar

(Philosopher's Stone)
Harry goes to Hogwarts
and meets Ron and Hermione
Mcgonagall requires he play for gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell [bad word] un-employed 
The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

(Chamber of secrets)
Ron breaks his wand
now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside a ginormous secret chamber

(Prisoner Of Azkaban)
Harry blows up aunt marge
the [bad word] and take charge
Lupin's a wolf
the rats a man
and now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
save the prisoner of Azkaban
who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
I don't really get it either....

(Goblet Of Fire)
Harry gets put in the tri-wizard tournament
with dragons and mermaids
...oh no Edward Cullen get's slayed
he's back

(Order of the phoenix)
Harry, Harry it's getting scary
Voldemort's back and you are revolutionary, Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him
He is forced to leave the school 
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be

(Half-blood prince)
Split your soul
seven parts of a whole
there [bad word] 
It's Dumbledore's end

(Deathly Hallows)
there once was a boy named Harry
who constantly conquered death
but in one final duel between good and bad
he may take his final breath...