LEVI LEVI

P: Oh… Oh, oh, oh, oh! [bad word] #33; [bad word] #33;
H: Yo, Petra… uh… why are you hiding?
P: It’s Levi-heichou!
H: Pfft, you mean that little brat? What’s so great about him?

[MC PETRA]
He’s heichou, got the dough,
At the top of the class
And when he walks into the club,
It makes the boys and girls dance

And he got me on the floor
'Cause his glare's just too hardcore
And I wish he would [bad word] in,
Instead of knocking on my door

He may be five foot three
And frowns an awful lot
But don’t you know he got the booty
And plus, he’s really hot

So, boy, [bad word] on
Walk over here
See, my shirt’s gone
I want that sneer

Why don’t you go on and show me
Why they call you Lance Corporal
If you know what I mean

[BOTH]
Vi vi, It’s Levi
High high, up in the sky
Vi vi, we got Levi
My my, my oh my
Ha ha ha ha ha
Say la la la la la
Ha ha ha ha ha

H: Is that really what you think?
P: Shhh… Please don’t laugh.
H: Let me tell you something real quick.

[HANI-G]
One time I walked into the bar and saw him, Levi
And he couldn’t get a drink because he’s such a small fry
You know he likes to talk [bad word] and has some crazy OCD
And the way he has to clean makes me scream S T O P

Don’t even get me started
On how he acts like in bed
Always whining about
How to do without
Clean sheets on the spread

But though he ain’t got the sauce
I admit; he makes love like a boss
Ain’t no guy like Levi in my eye
Can’t deny that we are so fly

[BOTH]
Vi vi, there’s Levi
By by, passing by
He go high high, up so high
Fly fly, we gon’ touch the sky
Ha ha ha ha ha
Say la la la la la
Ha ha ha ha ha

[MC PETRA]
Every style and flavor
Underneath them layers
Makes me sign a waiver
To take a bite and savor

[HANI-G]
You don’t have to make a grave
'Cause it's everyone he'll save
To his charm, you’ll be a slave
So girl, you best behave

[BOTH]
Sie sind das essen (yo)
Und wir sind die jäger (f’sho)
And if you make a mess at home,
He’ll barge right in to glare and groan
Sie sind das essen (yo)
Und wir sind die jäger (f’sho)
More frigid than the Arctic Zone
Oh, [bad word]  he heard us; here we go!

Vi vi, It’s Levi
High high, up in the sky
Vi vi, we got Levi
My my, my oh my
Ha ha ha ha ha
Say la la la la la
Ha ha ha ha ha