Welcome Aboard

Taking to the sails at dawn
Ravage the seven seas
Yo ho, Yo ho, this Pirates life for me
We'll slit your throat; you'll walk the plank
The sharks are all you'll see
Yo ho, Yo ho, 'cause Pirates we all be

Reaching Port Town by dusk
The Jolly Roger flying high
Caught in a fairwinds sky
 [bad word] to rape and pillage -
And plunder the village

Too the tavern we'll march
Alcohol surrounds - The [bad [bad word] of the seas [bad word] and ale, to [bad word] our black hearts
Through bloodshot eyes we'll claim our prize
Wenches and whores and gold galore
We'll call [bad word] shanty 'home' 
for but one [bad word] morn - we'll roam
Across the seas, to the horizon's edge

Avast ye!
Hornswogglin' swashbucklers!
Buccaneers of the Spanish Main
The scourge of all scallywags
Swimming in doubloons - Yet still marooned
On some godforsaken island

Nothin' left to do but bury in sand
Bury our hope - upon Cap'n's demand
Treasure in a chest - Marked with an 'X'
Sail into the golden sunset
In a world of map-drawn lines
 [bad word] paradise defined
Yo ho, Yo ho, in this Pirates life of mine