Hi my name is

[Hook x2]
Hi my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

[Intro]
Excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

[Verse 1]
Hi kids, do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try 'cid and get [bad word] up worse than my life is?
My brain's dead weight
I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr. Dre said
"Slim Shady, you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh!
"So why's your face red? Man, you wasted!"
Well, since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got [bad word] off and ripped Pamela Lee's [bad word] off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my [bad word] Faster than a fat [bad word] who sat down too fast
Come here, [bad word] "Shady wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!"
I don't give a [bad word] God sent me to [bad word] the world off

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my [bad word] in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they're screaming at me
"Let's just be friends!"
99 percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
So I signed it:
"Dear Dave, thanks for the support, [bad word]