11. England

It's been a long time since I've been with you
 You may be grey-green but matchless and wide
 I wanted to sniff at every inch of you
 Went to Birmingham New Street to take a ride

 Over aqueducts on a suspiciously panting train
 High on Diesel fumes I pondered on my way

 I may like New York, Bavaria or Paris
 But [bad word] to you, England
 Cause England's got Steve Harris

 England, I know
 I may have explained it somewhere before
 But I swear it wasn't my idea to contrive that silly way
 OK, I've got to admit this was, uhm, an improper try of a joke
 But it rhymed and talking humour:
 You've got to know I'm just anosser German bloke

 Who loves afternoon tea
 And Bob Catley and Mr. Bean
 Who loves to but miniature phone booths
 And cute little snow globes raining snow
 On a cute little queen

 Mostly you're jolly
 At times you're [bad word]  England
 Then rest assured:
 I also think penalty shootouts...
 ...are highly overrated

 Vienna has got Mozart
 Chopin they had in Paris (kind of)
 The Catholics got the Pope
 England's got The Beatles
 And eve more so:
 England's got Steve Harris

[Solo]

 England's got Steve Harris
 And as if that was not enough for you:
 England's got [bad word] [bad word] 
 And on top of it the other ones...
 ...in Iron Maiden too, yes, it's [bad word] 

 Vienna's got the Mozart ball
 The Frenchies they got Paris

 In Rome they got the Pope
 Who in turn they don't have in England
 But England's got Steve Harris

 I may like New York, Bavaria or Paris
 But [bad word] to you, England
 Cause you got the magic bullet
 England's got Steve Harris

 England: inventors of Def Leppard...
 Shakespeare...
 Indian food... Gary Lineker...
 That bloke who did away with Braveheart
 Et cetera... and so forth... good night