Ramen King

I still [bad word] while eating Top Ramen

At a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape

When I'm slurpin' at this unbelievable pace

I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up out my face

If you give no effort, if you got no money, then I got a cheat method

Crack it open, throw it in a pan, and let it cook, [bad word] 
Now, that's a real education, [bad word] books

If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge all the flavors that be droppin' mad knowledge on these [bad word] [bad word] canned goods

We got chicken and beef [?] the manhood, anybody want a piece of me, will have to get this ramen first

Start with the shrimp and then the fire

If you're fully blazed, then this [bad word] ll get you higher (Hah!)

35 cents of pack 3 for a dollar, unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker

And I'm talkin' about ramen

This [bad word] ll fill you up when you're feelin' like an African

Come back when you're in the state that I'm in

And say "hi" to my homeboy

Top Ramen