World's Fattest Man

Gentlemen?
Shall we?

G'day! 
Piece of [bad word] 
Yeah, snipin's a good job, mate.

Spies,
bloody useless.
Y'best keep lying down, mate.
Yeah.

Wicked!
Push that cart.
Oi, you're bleeding gravy, fatso.
(heads up)

God,
save the queen.
I told you sniping was a good job.
(heads up)

Melody

Wave goodbye to your head, [bad word] 
I'm a dinkum aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
You got blood on my knife, mate.
Fire! Hit that charge, doctor.
Oof auh arghaughargharughahh

I just bagged the world's fattest man!
What's up, doc? The [bad word] is a spy!
Fine shot, mate. The bullets come out the slim end, [bad word] 
Augh aurghauh oofaruaghghauah

Stab! She's beaut'. 
Let's have a go, ya mug? Chop chop! [bad word] -on my knife!
I'm gonna carve you a new cake hole.

Enter Spy

You suck, naturally.
You are an amateur and a fool!
Oh please, stay down.
I appear to have burst into flames.
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
Right behind you..(whistle) BOO.
May I make a suggestion?
Go to hell.
Top shelf! After you.
This way, doctor! Peek-a-boo!
At least you died for honor. And my amusement.

We all knew you were a spy! The pyro is a spy.
Hello again, dumbell, to hell! I murdered your toys as well.

Filthy jar man?
Yeah.
You disgust me.
Okay.
May I borrow your earpiece? (no) This is Scout, rainbows make me cry!