OP Protoss Ball (Gangnam Style) Starcraft Parody - Viva La Dirt League

OP Protoss Ball 
Protoss Ball 

Verse 1 

Wall up your main and let me build my probes unobserved 
Choose a tech you like and take your natural and your third 
Let’s play the late game 
cause you know I like it that way 
Real men don’t do all-ins. 

I’m a Protoss boss; a psionic killer and you’ll find the 
Game is lost; when you see Zealots Templar, Stalkers and a 
Colossus; you [bad word] away and hide 
because I’ve Got the force; Protoss Ball of course 

Pre [bad word] 1 

My population, has hit 200, I’ve got my ball (ball!) 
My Protoss ball (ball!) 
Now you can’t beat me, so just type “gg” 
Let’s end this game (game!) 
Avoid the pain (pain!) 
Cause my OP Protoss Ball is in your main! (main main main...) 

 [bad word] 1 

OP Protoss Ball 
Protoss Ball 
Ooop oop ooop ooop OP Protoss Ball 
Protoss Ball 
Ooop oop oop oop OP Protoss Ball 

I drive you crazy 
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball 
Cos my build is so lazy 
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball 

Verse 2 

You’ve got your medivacs marines and your marauders 
You’ve got a lot of vikings for colossi but I’ll storm them 
Observer saw your fusion core you think you’re pretty baller 
But I’m straight up Protoss ballin 

With my Protoss Ball, there’s nothing that you can do to me 
So make the call; just gg or I’ll administer a Coup de grâce 
You might have better chances when they release 
Heart of the Swarm; (I’ve got a key) 

Pre [bad word] 2 

 [bad word]  [bad word]  will win the war (war!) 
My Protoss ball (ball!) 
Your indecision, in this collision 
You’ve lost a thor (thor!) 
Your tank’s no more (more!) 
And your [bad word] has hit the floor (floor flooor flooor...) 

 [bad word] 2 

OP Protoss Ball 
Protoss Ball 
Ooop oop ooop ooop OP Protoss Ball 
Protoss Ball 
Ooop oop oop oop OP Protoss Ball 

I drive you crazy 
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball 
Cos my build is so lazy 
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball 

Verse 3 

Mothership I’ve got my mothership 
Just when you thought you had a chance I vortex for the win 
Two templar merge into one archon 
And in my Archon toilet I’ll be flushing everything 
OP Protoss Ball 

I drive you crazy 
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball 
Cos my build is so lazy 
Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball