Mild Irritation

It’s the little things in life that matter, keep you sane 
Like some personal space in the checkout lane 
When you crawl up my [bad word] before I can even pay 
I want to turn around and swipe my debit card down your [bad word] face 
See your car in my mirror, coming up on me fast 
I’m 10 miles over limit, yet you’re right on my [bad word] 
Only one way now to show you I feel 
Slam my foot on the brake, your head through the windshield 

Small town, big shot pigs 
Small [bad word] power trip 
Ignorant hick trucks 
political sticker dump 
Your opinion sucks 

Online troll coward 
Sticky keyboard nerd 
Rude miserable clerks 
Moan and groan, so slow 
Shut up and get to work 

Why can’t you just die? 

I need customer service but I’m sent overseas 
To the bank’s Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves 
Below minimum wage, yeah I feel kind of bad 
For telling them to shove the [bad word] phone up their [bad word] 
Reality TV, more scripted than movies 
Fascinated by [bad word] families 
Honey Boo Boo, Duck Dynasty 
But the people that watch each week are the biggest freaks 

Phishing e-mail scams 
Sent from foreign lands 
“Homeless” drug addicts 
Man, If I had the money to give 
I’d be buying it 

Your car pulls in front of me 
No wave or nod that I see 
Follow you home angrily 
I’m gonna [bad word] flip out 

I know I should feel bad but I don’t this is real