George

George likes toast
And coffee in the morning
He lives downtown
In a big apartment building

He rides his bike
And wonders what it would be like to kiss a guy
He's a guy
Who thinks he might be bi

He's bi-curious George
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Bi curious George
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He's got taste
He lives in a nice neighborhood
They say all the good men you meet
Are either married or they're [bad word] 
But either way
He wonders what it would be like to kiss a guy
He's a guy
Who thinks he might be bi

He's bi-curious George
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Bi curious George
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Bi-curious George

He's bi-curious

Bi (in the army)
Bi (on a farm)
He's bi (in pajamas)
Bi (on a llama)
Bi (in the castro)
Bi (lots of astroglide)
In the sauna (bi)
Marijuana

Goes for [bad word] With a charming handsome man
He picks up the check
And then he goes back home again

Turns out the lights
And wonders what it would be like to kiss a guy

He's bi-curious George
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Bi curious George
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Bi-curious George
Bi-curious George

In the army
On a farm
In pajamas
On a llama
In the castro
Lots of astro
In the sauna
Marijuana