Passion of the Manwhore

My love for you is wider than the widest river of yoghurt 
My bleeding heart is an open wound, I invite you to probe it 

My tears of lust shine like the sun, my love knows no eclipse 
I will love you with the frenzy of one thousand chimps 

My passion is strong, strong just like my [bad word] 
Your safest option is to play along 
Keep your arms inside this train 
Our destination is pleasure and pain 

Your scent hits me like mustard gas 
I‘ll cut your name upon my [bad word] 
Your luscious curves make my blood fizz 
The sight of you makes my heart [bad word] 

Such is my love for you that I lay a puppy on your pillow 
And then I sprinkle it with chocolate 

Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire 
Refracted in a labrynth of my pain 

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