It's All About Me

MAURISSA
Here’s a tale as old as time and tide
simple girl, a wanderer
Who grew up starry-eyed

STACY
You see me for an instant
You see everything inside

STEVE
No matter what the movie tries to hide

GROUPIES
It’s all about me
It’s all about me

MAURISSA
It’s groupie number one

STACY
Groupie number two

STEVE
It’s groupie number three

GROUPIES
And if I had the screen time I deserved you’d see

MAURISSA
It’s all about me

NEWSCASTERS
Here’s a tale that can be told at last
Of desks that must be sat behind
And news that must be cast

MARTI
The moment is so fleeting

DAVID
But out talent is so vast

NEWSCASTERS
The so-called stars are hopelessly outclassed

MARTI
It’s all about me

DAVID
It’s all about me
With all the latest breaking headlines on this tragedy

MARTI
And if I had the screen time I deserve you’d see

NEWSCASTERS
It’s all about me

ROB
They call me the moving guy
Because I move the audience to tears

JED
We’re not just chorus boys

BAD HORSE CHORUS
We’ve got a story arc and frothy beers

STACY
They’ll never know how much I gave
The film is locked, the door is shut

STEVE
THey wouldn’t give me final cut
But what you’d see

ALL
It’s all about me
It’s all about me
It doesn’t matter where I’m listed on IMDb

DAVID
It’s last, but in the meantime I think you’ll agree

DAVID AND MAURISSA
Finally

ALL
It’s all about

Not them
Not them
Not them…