Literal Video Version

Rainbow: I'm first into the spotlight. Hey look, a shooting star!

Pinkie: My meds still haven't quite kicked in. I've got some mental scars.

AJ: I am really sad don't look at me. Hide me in the black abyss.

Rarity: I'm serenading to my boot, and freaking attractive.

Twilight: Stop staring at my purple feet. Why look where I'm going?
Spike, when did we get on this bridge? Guess I should be looking.
Nothing's familiar to me. Didn't I put you in charge?
Stay in one spot till someone finds me. Please bring me food to eat!

Chorus: Dr. Whooves is a big player. He seduces all the ladies.
This blue pony, gets the rejects.
Applejack: Rainbow Dash ruins my shot...

Rainbow and chorus: Look at me I'm superman!

Rainbow: Mind controlling all the birds to follow us in sync. 
They slash, and kick, and fan the clouds. High hoof. The sky is pink.
While they work hard I just lounge in the sky.
And the spotlight guy helps us to find lost Twilight.

Chorus: Easter basket, these carts are huge! We make pulling them look easy.
Dump our supplies into the snow. Somehow we're not cold at all.
Two cute ponies, look they cuddle! This is a Kodak moment.
Ponies defy gravity.

Rarity: This is your morning wake up call. Oh, look he's still sleepy.
Fluttershy: Pan over here to the bunny. I nuzzle him sweetly.
Rarity: We offer you our only food. Don't kill the mouse with dust.
Fluttershy: You birds keep an eye on Twilight, or she'll get herself lost.

Chorus: We are marching, with porcupines. Rabbits fly out of the thin air.
Jumping on trees, this seems pointless...WE WERE IN HERE THE WHOLE TIME!
Bury Twilight and Spike with snow. 
Rainbow: It's not pointless anymore! 
Chorus: Freak her out with the chorus.

AJ: Watching the colts do all the work. Kick the carrot seeds.
I bury them, and point up. Everyone loves me.
I make it look like I'm busy by singing about our food.
Never mind I'll talk to you. I'm singing with the crew!

Chorus: Fillies hopping, pose and hover.
Shoveling snow from the rooftops.
Shovel some more. Now like we planned...
Raise your shovels to the sky.

Where have you been throughout this song?
Pinkie: I've been skating on a lake!
Chorus: This song is repetitive.

Twilight: The spotlight guy now follows me. Are floating vests my fate?
But floating vests are not ok. shrink I now must face.
Walking up hill, barefoot, in the snow.
I sound like my grandma.
Sing high note as I reach pride rock! I'm the Lion King! NO WAIT! The Pony Queen!

Chorus: We spiral up, into the sky.
Rainbow: Must be center of attention.
Chorus: We stopped working, for pony choir!
AJ: This is much more productive.
Chorus: Only two males in this choir...

Twilight: Gonna interrupt the choir
One more shot of the pride rock
Ponies vanish one by one!