Literal Video Version

I'm covered in pixie dust
That's why all this stuff flies.
I don't know why I applied blush on my eyes. Noogie the cat.
I'm taking a long time to walk out the door.
So, I guess I'll leave now, guess I'll leave now HA I fooled you all!

Why are all these ponies here, these ponies here flattened?
Let's cremate them. Cause nopony wants to look at that.

That's a really nice vase. Simon says raise your hoof...YEAH.
And the auctioneer's shocked, auctioneer's shocked because he just lost.

Can someone tell me why I don't have a drink?
I use jedi powers to control your thoughts.
You will pick the exact same snack as me
Time for an epic pan to Canterlooooot!

Why is the curtain closed? I laugh on a boat.
This video chat, video chat is getting really full.
Now zoom in on the door, Wait how did we get in?
POSE
You both are gingers, they don't have souls, cool guy rocker, a blimp!

I need to clean my bedroom. Cat says I need to sew that.
I think I'll work on this gown...I guess not I'm too sad...