You Are Woman, I Am Man (Funny Girl)

You are woman, I am man 
You are smaller, so I can be taller than 
You are softer to the touch 
It's a feeling, I like feeling very much 

You are someone I've admired 
Still our friendship 
Leaves something to be desired 
Does it take more explanation than this? 

You are woman, I am man 
Let's kiss 

Isn't this the height of nonchalance 
Furnishing a bed in restaurants? 
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt 
But guess who is gonna be dessert? 

Do good girls do just what mama says 
When mama's not around? 
It's a feeling 
Oy vey, what a feeling 

bit of pate 
I drink it all day 
Should I do the things he'll tell me to? 
In this pickle what would sadie do? 
In my soul I feel an inner lack 
Just suppose he wants his dinner back? 

Now I feel that there's a fire here 
Try that once a little higher, dear 
What a beast [bad word] such a pearl 
Would a convent take a Jewish girl? 

You are woman, I am man