I'll Make a Zombie Slayer Out of You!

Let's get down to business to defeat the hordes
of flesh eating monsters, we will win this war.
They're a mindless bunch of walking dead
And they haven't got a clue.
Baby, I'll make a zombie slayer
Out of you.

Let's go get a carbine and an MP5
Machetes are a must if you wanna stay alive
Hack em, slash em, bash their heads,
Slice them off and then they're through
Baby, I'll make a zombie slayer
Out of you.

(Grab a bat)
We must prepare for the coming battle
(Sharpened blades)
2012, I'm telling you
(Loaded guns)
Don't go saying that they're not real
If you don't believe then you're SCREWED!

Time is racing towards us, till the hordes arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
So grab your guns
Let's have some fun
With me you'll make it through
Baby, I'll make a zombie slayer
Out of you.