Welcome to Japan

If we don't watch the sun
It will rise
If we don't take our time
It's not wise

Putting posters up
For your band (Hey, we're playing [bad word] by)
Now I'll tear them down
With my hand

I didn't want to notice
Didn't know the gun was loaded
Didn't really know this
What kind of [bad word] drives a Lotus?
 [bad word] here and go get with me
I wanna see you Wednesday [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] over
Take it off your shoulder [bad word] on and pull me over
We gotta get to work now
Sliding it off your shoulder
As we're falling over

Oh, [bad word] to Japan!
Scuba-dancing!
Touchdown!

I didn't want to notice
Didn't know the gun was loaded
Didn't really know this
What kind of [bad word] drives a Lotus?
I didn't want to bore you
Didn't wanna pick up your [bad word] for ya
I've been ready to do this
I'll be there
 [bad word] here and go get with me
I wanna see you Wednesday [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] over
Take it off your shoulder [bad word] on and pull me over
We gotta get to work now
Sliding it off your shoulder
As we're falling over

You did it alone
You did it for fun
You did it for everyone who's on [bad word] 
You're not just a friend
You'll be born again
We'll be in this race until the very end
He lives on the phone
He cheats on his clone
You'll never believe me 'til you're on your own
 [bad word] in once a month
And he never leaves
He said he is broken
Yet he lives free
Didn't wanna floor ya
I didn't wanna be there for ya
Didn't wanna warn ya
I'll be there