Nippon Egao Hyakkei (Instrumental)

yo~
jugemu jugemu
goko no surikire
kaijari suigyo no
suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu
kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro
yaburakoji no burakoji
paipo paipo paipo no shuringan (bakyun!)

shuringan no gurindai
gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no
cho-osuke!

choi to jikan itadakimasu
goseichou kudasai [bad word] !
waraukoto to [bad word] omatsuri yaro zo tokimasu (soya!)
sono kokoro wa sono kokoro wa
dochira mo happi ni narudeshou!
oato ga yoroshii yode

waraou waraou saa waraimashou
konna jidai koso waraimashou
waraou (soya soya)
naitara makeda yakekuso waraimashou
hara-nbanjou sui mo amai mo
norikoete appare nipponjin
waraou donna toki demo
nanikuso waraimashou
wahaha (gahaha) yahoho (yahoho)
kuuki nante yomazu ni warattoke
egao (egao) egao (egao)
warau kado ni wa [bad word] 
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e minnasama kyo wa youkoso you de [bad word] koko de isshin
nezumi no musume o oyome ni ite
jiki ni kaete kitande
nezumi no okasan ga tai-hen
oko-te

an-na ichokurue
omae to zuide
dare ga iyade
dete kichandai

iiye daremo
iya ja nain desu keredo
byo-in kyosan ga yasashin de iya nano

yasashin nara keko ja nain ka ne

demo neko nare gohan desu no~

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isogashin sani mi mo makasete
kiete yuku da nante
beran-ne!

waraou waraou warae toku demo
warau shikanai deshou waraimashou
waraou (soya soya) kokyaku nakede
mitasun-na waraimashou

ho-in noherun daikikibunsae
kuriashi de genpai nipponjin
waraou
mirai te ijou
guhaha to waraimashou!

(instrumentals)

komusume mo da-koto toki
nisutenaide
shikametsu na nanka hen nakabon
egao o miteikara~

waraou waraou saa waraimashou
konna jidai koso waraimashou
waraou (soya soya)
naitara makeda yakekuso waraimashou
hara-nbanjou sui mo amai mo
norikoeta appare nipponjin
waraou donna toki demo
nanikuso waraimashou
itasure waraimashou!
wahaha (gahaha) yahoho (yahoho)
kuuki nante yomazu ni warattoke
egao (egao) egao (egao)
warau kado ni wa [bad word]