Good evening ladies and gentlemen...

Good evening ladies and gentlemen... 
And boys, you'd better listen!

Names have been changed to protect the innocent
Just in case it's about you.
I guess I'm in a little predicament:
What else can this little girl do?

There was Peter,
He was a cheater
Who couldn't keep his hands to himself.

There was Richie,
Well, he got bitchy,
So I left him there on the shelf.

So I give up on love.
I guess I've had enough,
And I don't give a fuck, what can I do?
Just when I've found the one,
And I think love's begun,
It's falling through.

So I will dry my eyes,
And I'll just fantasize,
And I'll get moisturized and think of you.
I'm looking for the best,
And I'll take nothing less...
Baby what about you?

meeting of minds is so hard to find -
There's no such a thing as the one.
They say love is blind 'cause the truth is unkind,
I'm just a hot-loaded gun.

There was Henry,
Now he got friendly
While dancing in my pink underwear.

And there was David,
When he got naked,
He didn't have much up - or downstairs.

So I give up on love.
I guess I've had enough,
And I don't give a fuck, what can I do?
Just when I've found the one,
And I think love's begun,
It's falling through.

So I will dry my eyes,
And I'll just fantasize,
And I'll get moisturized and think of you.
I'm looking for the best,
And I'll take nothing less...
Baby what about you?

I said baby,
What about
You?

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