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'Game of Thrones' Ultimate Birthday Rap Battle
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Taryn Southern
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[ROBB] Who is that? [ROBERT BARATHEON] It's the Targaryen girl [JOFFREY] Sound the alarms! [ROBERT] She's come to take back the Seven Kingdoms [ROBB] Well, it's more like six kingdoms now [JOFFREY] Hide me with the children! [ROBB] ...y'know since seceded. [JOFFREY] I'm pooping! [ROBB] She should take the other six. Why not? [ROBERT BARATHEON] Shut up Joffrey, you weird little [bad word] #33; [DAENERYS] I got dragons, [bad word] I started out with nothin' but a [bad word] older brother in a Pentos penthouse, I got pimped out to a Dothraki warlord with a horde full of slave-takin' thugs, [bad word] #39; like dogs in public. Queen of the savages, got three dragon eggs, ate a horse heart, took it down, didn't throw up. Got knocked up, but I mistakenly traded in the fate of the baby, and put my hubby in a coma. Smothered his [bad word] and built a funeral pyre, took the blood magic witch, burned the [bad word] alive, climbed in-side and fried eggs awhile from the ash came my naked [bad word] and three reptiles. Touchin' my kids? Betta ask me I'm the "Motha of Dragons", Pyat Pree... Yeah, that freak. Y'betta come at me with more than a manticore f'you wanna blast me. [JORAH] Khaleesi [DAENERYS] You got a dirty mouth yeah, you best sit down before I go to town with some Valyrian, you 'bout to fear me when I turn and burn this [bad word] to the ground. I'm Stormborn, comin' out the flames - kill the masters, free the slaves! From Qarth to Braavos, and Slaver's Bay every [bad word] crackin' whips gonna know my name: [JORAH] Khaleesi [DAENERYS] Send a raven to Westeros, 'cause I'm puttin' three dragons in a big [bad word] boat. You betta tell the usurpers that I'm comin' home to take back the realm and the Iron Throne... like a hound takes a [bad word] Happy birthday. [MAX'S MOTHER] You know that means divorce, right? [MAX'S FATHER] Yeah!
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